The StassiNet

Q: Where am I? What is this place?
A: This is the StassiNet, a website on the Internets, or Interwebs if you will.

Q: Who are you people?
A: All contributors to the site are subversively drafted into a clandestine society titled "SEA" (colloquially the "Agency") without their immediate consent or knowledge. It is a participation-based organization that places zero obligations on its members with the exception of minor content regulations. Since 2000, it has been the real-world equivalent of the fictional organization by the same name. Like most organizations, it started off with a group of friends that turned into a multinational secret agency.

Q: You force people to join your group against their will?
A: You're making it sound like we're all bound by contract without the possibility of leaving our computer screens. There's currently no paperwork, demands for tribute, or bizarre rituals involving goats, ropes, and/or reproductive organs. That's much better than what could be said about other organizations.

Q: What does "SEA" do?
A: We have many common goals. Like most people, we want to operate an organization that will garner a following with our cults of personality and eventually make enough money through donations, web revenue, under-handed dealings, and entrepreneurial ventures to eventually advance the fields of nanomedicine, biotechnology, renewable energy, and create a planned society filled with the brightest minds of the future where there will be a transparent government, virtually zero crime...

Q: I asked what SEA does, not what they want to do...
A: Fine. So far we only have a multi-user blog about kitties but we have big plans. Big plans, I say!

Q: Seriously though?
A: Realistically, we have solid plans to add more entertainment value to the website with desires to publish our own machinima, LP commentary, and video game footage. This will also be the staging point for the release of the Terra Letum and .hX franchises.

Q: Why aren't you wearing pants ??

Q: I noticed you sometimes post facts. Does this mean you are liberal?
A: No. Yes. Wait, I mean maybe. Although some of us may have similar political views, we cover all ends of the political spectrum. Even if our facts sometimes make us appear liberal and our biased sentiments sometimes make us appear conservative, we do not cater to any single political group other than our own.

Q: Did you just say you are a political group?
A: It probably sounded like I did, but you have to realize that although contributors are automatically drafted into the organization, we do not possess a device that can force them to adopt our views (currently, but R&D is working on it).

Q: Why is it named the "Stassi Net?"
A: First of all, it's "StassiNet" or "The StassiNet." It's named after me, Stassi. I must sound like a conceited person to name a website after myself but I assure you I am no such thing. I am merely emulating the actions of other great men in history (like myself).

Q: Why does practically every other word you say link to Wikipedia? I already knew what a Zerg Rush is. Hey, stop that !!
A: Let me answer your question by asking another question. Would you say that the freedom of expression protected by the Constitution is a double standard?

Q: My 12-year-old son was browsing your site and he saw a naughty word. Did you know you're all going to burn a million fiery deaths in the deepest echelons of Hell?
A: Yes.

Q: I see lots of YouTube videos. Don't you guys do anything creative or original?
A: Check out the Featured Content section. This is the third time I'll display it on your page so you better not lose it.

Q: Somehow I don't feel like I learned much by asking these questions. Could you recommend someone else?
A: Why don't you check our article on the Stasis Wiki? The layout looks a lot like Wikipedia so it must be accurate.