The StassiNet

Summary
Idea: Advertisement geared towards pets
Target Demographic: Kitties, Puppies, Bunnies, Red Pandas
Funding: Sponsors and affiliates will pay revenue based on clicks. Affiliate websites will receive commission.
Location: The StassiNet and its affiliates.

How many times have you been watching adorable creatures groom themselves on animal planet, when all of a sudden you are interrupted by a commercial break for dog or cat food? The language is no different than any other advertisement. In cat food commercials there's usually some soft-spoken woman trying to talk about how decadent the feline must feel. Cursive text scribes itself across the screen. Dog food commercials usually have some middle-aged male also with a soft but grizzly voice talking about how happy your dog must be to have their product.
All of that is great... but who are they trying to sell the product to, the animal? Or the owner?

Ever since the recent boom of the Internets, animals of all types (predominantly kitties) have been appearing en masse across all known Interwebs. They each have a unique vocabulary that is different from most traditional dialects of English. Even if they understand basic verbal commands from their caretakers, they clearly prefer to converse in the languages they recognize.

Introducing the StassiNet advertisement service. There will be pet-based advertisements that no longer target humans, but target pets. We've all seen images and videos proving these animals have the capability of typing and using mouse movement. Now it is time we capitalize on this sizable large, overlooked demographic. Let's stop talking about our beloved animals like they're not even there.