The StassiNet

Recent Google findings have revealed that the Stassi, in all his e-lebrity notoriety, has finally re-achieved front page status on the Google search results index. His ascent towards the top was well underway several years ago until the WWW prefix rudely departed from the StassiNet parent organization SEA last June, ultimately resetting Google's time-invested index of the site.

"The climb back up has been long and treacherous," commented Stassi at the StassiNet Annual Kitty Fundraiser. "It's like my whole world is now complete. There's nothing a gentleman wants more than to be [near] the top of Google."

"...unless, of course," he added, "he could be at the very top." He glared off into a distant place until a purring kitten nuzzled against his outstretched hand to scent it.

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The StassiNet has now spread its undeniably certain power into the realms of social networking. This is without a doubt one of the website's many steps down the road towards self-awareness and purging the humans and... and...

Behold, a kitty:

Only the Who's Who of the Internets should join the StassiNet Facebook group. If you're one of those vain, timid people who doesn't want constant minute-by-minute breaking news coverage about kitties, or if you're one of those fancy pants people who are immune to reverse psychology, you should probably just forget about joining and find something else to do like hopscotch or petitioning for Married... With Children reruns on Hulu.

Join the StassiNet Facebook group!

As of 6:30 PM (GMT -8:00) aka 7:70:83 XF4, an executive decision was made to destroy the www.stassi.net prefix. The notoriously lengthy, nine-syllable three letter acronym enjoyed two years of attachment to the StassiNet website URL as well as its predecessors over a total of eight years. It was only recently that the prefix and Stassi, the website owner, had a falling-out.
"It just wasn't working out between us," said Stassi at an Agency press conference. "I don't believe we'll be working together again in the near future. Too many precious lives have been lost and we have no choice but to distance ourselves."
When asked for a response to Stassi's statement, the spokesman for the World Wide Web (WWW for short) commented that SEA's ambitions are too anti-commercial and the "scathing hatred" Stassi feels is mutual. However, the celebrity friendship between Stassi and Al Gore, Leader of the Internets, appears to be thriving and unaffected by the ordeal.

Welcome to the newly redesigned StassiNet! For over eight years this site has taken many forms in many locations. For the first time users (and contributors) will be able to enjoy an open server-side content management system which primarily saves me from having to manually update and publish fifty HTML files garbled with FrontPage's filth. We hope that in time this website will grow proportional to your interests and feed our indomitable cults of personality.

Sincerely,
hX.Stassi